Relax Bar

Bars in Laganas

         
Laura P           

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RELAX BAR

 
The best in Laganas .................... a big hello to BOBBY, SPIROS, PABLO, DENNIS, YANNIS
AND SHAY ..... you made our holiday one of the best and I am now so desperate to return, miss
you all loads.
 
Thanks again
 
Love
Laura and Kelly
Sheffield xx :0)

Ian S           

Bobby "N" Kimbo

See you again 21st September (with no kids).

Smithy (Smarties) & Diane

Rob E           

hiiiiiiiii kim every1 seems 2 hev sed how gr8 bobby woz so i fort i wud giv u a shout lol lv the place will c u soon rob xxxxx

Sam B           

 

 hi bobby n kim its sam n danny here. Don't know if u remember us we were there from july 16th til 30th. Dannys the 'hey good lookin 1' and i'm his girlfriend who puked in the loos oops sorry about that.
we had a wkd time wish we were there now its pissing it down here.
so how r u both doing?
sorry 4 late email only just set up email address.
 
take care
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Claire            

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hi its claire and harty from wigan! arrived back last night and it was p***ing down. Wish we were back there. Although i made a fool of myself a few times on the karaoke haha couldnt keep me off it. Bobby really made our holiday, Gaaaaaaay Boooooooooy!!.Clap He was hilarious. Shame we didnt get to meet his mrs she'd gone home just as we arrived. We spent most of our holiday in relax bar we'd recommend it to anyone. missing everyone.Cry.x x x. oi oi!!!

Sara L           

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sorry bobby forgot this one to !

you and amy on our last night thanks again bobby
 
 
 
email address if you want to get in touch sara.lee5@btinternet.com

Sara L           

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hi  bobby heres a few photos for you to have a laugh at !!!!!

 
 
 
amy and her fishbowl !

**jade**            

Only discovered this place towards the end of our holiday but it was the best few nights we had all the time we was in zante... The jokes and songs bobby came out with were great. We still use some of the words he said, back home! hehe every time we see a bloke in a vest its "GAY BOYYYYYYY" haha legend, def rec the place to everyone.

Jade & James

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is one of the best bar in laganas Tongueclick to enlarge  bobby and kim make all nights very nice

   the cocktails are very nice and cheap.  I hope to see next  year    

Sammi            

heya kim n bobby i miss ya like hell and ive only been ome like a day i wish i was still there the night times was the best comin in to ur bar amazing we will have to see each other again, kim i tried to txt ya i dow now if ya got my txt. i ope u am both still working together wen we come again and i wish i was there working wid ya lol all the family was sad to leave ya both and still upset now u am both wiked at singing and bobby i love ya dances love ya both plssss keep on doin the job together wouldnt be the same with anyone else love ya both absoluttaly millions xx

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Dane            

 

dane n sam here just got back to wolverhampton was great seeing you kym in the airport and very emotional knowing that we were both going home u were the best karoke duets on the whole island and wud be a big loss for us not to see you both again even though most the time i was clubbin but when i was in the relax bar u kept me entertained all night i even got up to sing and thats not like me it was upsetting leaving every1 as we had such a great time and kim i hope you have an excellent 21st and um gawjus lol xx oh and u bobby xx g*y boyfriend lol keep it real we will defo be returning and hope u dont forget us cus we wont forget u soon i will update this page wid sum of the great memorys like some of the picture we shared 2getha hope u still both there next yr "nice thongs bobby" i really do advise every1 to go to the relax bar its something for every1 from karoke comedy gettin pissed n just a great laff hope to see you all soon "update soon" xxxxdane n samxxx lv ya kymbo n bobby peaceclick to enlarge

 

John H           

 Bobby and Kimbo,

I said I'd try and get back!

Just got a good deal on the phone!

See you tonight.

Johnboy - Oi-oi.

David D           

 Hi, Its David. I love your bar very much and could not get enough of  it!!! .... I do not speak English very well but I manage to sing perfectly on the mic!!!

Colin,lindsey&callum Y           

 hi bobbie , kim & spyros were on the web nowcant.we have booked our wedding for next year on 11th june 2007 on the island will let you know where and when in due course really missing you all especially the mythos  ..cant wait to see you all again col x x x x    

Claire A           

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rachael n me (on the right)
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Claire A           

hey guys!! claire from the fishbowl crew here!!!

had to comment on relax bar (which had been known amongst our lot as bobbies)
you guys were wicked!! we got taken there by anthony n all his mates on the first nite and just had to come bak again n again!!
every single nite was amazing and we all agreed it was our favourite bar along the whole strip.
if bobby wasnt comically hurling abuse at an unsuspecting customer, he was gyrating in a seductive fashion dressed as a woman... but he has yet to pull!!
and kim, u were just wicked... every nite i came, you said hello n made a point of acknowledging me... i luv u!!
on our last morning, me and rachael went to do a l bit of last minute holiday shopping and i noticed u were advertising for a pr... if i had been there next year, i would hav definetly applied!!!
im hoping to go back next year with friends and perhaps to live for a year during my gap year, so hopefully shall see u there!!!
take it easy guys xxxxxxx

Michael W           

alright bobby i dnt think u got my lst message i tried to add a picture but i think it f**ked up so i wont put a pic in again u remember me dnt u me n bird stacey i is mike scouser we come for 2 weeks start of may i sung dignity by deacon blue and made u sing the proclaimers 500 miles ha ha, email me back but i not sure if it works so send it to this one as well trishannmorgan@aol.com to be on the safe side ok lad in a bit...  

Emily W           

 
 
hey bobby and kim
 
just thought i would drop you a note to say how fantastic you both are, you really made me and my mate chris and the couple who we met away danny and carly laugh. love the fat b*****d song and loved your version of endless love. we had a really big delay on the way home felt like i was going mad but we just kept laughing at daft things you said like g*y booooooy and that bum bum bum bum. all the staff are great and really make the bar what it is we couldnt stop going in. am back home and went out in town on saturday night and i just wanted to order a fishbowl and i was finding myself having to order doubles because id got use to the measures over their. had the best holiday, relax is the best bar on the strip great place to get pissed in before you tackle cocktail and dreams ect. kim how the pictures going? and bobby thought the red wig was best (looking good!). thanks again miss you loads let us know if you can if you will be there next year.
 
em and chris xx

Ian S           

Gay-Boy-Bobby and Kimbo,

We will be back in september like I told you but this time without the kids (remember Jordan), look forward to seeing you both.

Smithy (smaties don't melt in tubes) and Diane
From Bolton

Farli R           

hey bobby and kimbo,

its farli and the hobags here. f**king miss you guys so much and weve only been home a day.
you made our holiday, we didnt wana go anywhere else once we got into relax. we'd come back just to see you in action again, you were so funny together, kimbo make sure you rip him to bits, f**kin homo! hehe, just kidding bobby, you know id be up for it anytime, just name the place and ill be there! honestly we wanna come back so bad! have a good rest of the season and we'll hopefully see you next year! or maybe sooner! love you both, farli, elle, lauren and soph. xxxx

Amy H           

hello bobby and kimbo!!!

well bin back a week n i can honestly say that it's bin the most depressing week ever  ...... sitting at work insted of round the pool and most importantly sitting in our local (no relax) theres no entertainment like u 2 both give it's soooooooooooo boring!!!!
now and then a few songs c*m on that remind us of u but most of all we miss "the rodeo song" "u fat b**tard" and "put your hands on" these rocked!!!
u really did make the holiday and it was so sad to go from u.... we had such a great time in relax every nyt and u 2 both helped make it the best!!
yanni, spyros n dennis u were all ace aswell worked your a**es off!!!!!
hopefully we will c u in the future .... well definately
hope we stay in touch cuz u really were 2 very special people to all us stokeis and as u no "were one big family" hehe
miss singing reete petite most nyts and making my voice worst than it was  but at the same time i enjoyed it whilst it lasted.
hope to see you both in the future take care of yourselves and watch out cuz stoke myt b about lol
all the best to everybody at relax 06
luv amy (clayhed, bobbys girl and most importantly jacqui wilson)!!!!!!!
x
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Josh L           

Those Stoke Girls R Funni, Beefy Cudnt Sing But She Wernt Assed Haha. Josh Fout Id Say Tha Haha

Claire            

 

click to enlargeclick to enlargeclick to enlargeHey Bobby and Kim, Stoke Girls here! (Clay-Heads to you Bobby)

'We wanna be Bobby's Girls!'
Got back on Friday but the first chance I got to a computer.. I just wanna say that Relax is the best bar in Laganas, what a place to start off, what a place to finish.. When-ever you go in you just don't seem to want to leave! And after 2 weeks of been in here, all of a sudden our local karaoke bar seems rubbish compared to this one!
We're gonna miss you like Crazy! You've both made our holiday, I don't think we've ever laughed so much! We'll defo be coming back to see you two (for the third time) I hoped you both and Yanni liked the t-shirts we got for you! Your both amazing and the nicest bunch of people we've ever met!
Our last night in here was amazing, Kim singing the song for us 'Goodbye' brought a tear to our eyes!  
and then the champagne you brought us to try get us drunk so we wouldn't be aloud on the plane n couldn't leave you-hehe! We new your game!

Spyros, Yanni and Dennis you all work too hard... we said you should have come and partied with us and our tequila and black sambucca shots-hehe! Thanks for running around for us like you did Yanni!

Jen and Vourneen, both brilliant girls.. keep getting them in cause this bar is not one to be missed!

Hope everything is going okay and good luck when you leave Kimmi!

Missin you all

Lots of hugs n Kisses

Love Claire (stoke- the clayheads)

p.s for bobby n kim – "S ..T..O..K..E.. we are one big family were stokies"

Abbie H           

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Fleur P           

"best bar in zante"

 

kim & bobby, we had a fantastic holiday and all due to your nutty entertainment in the relax bar.  we would definitely come back just to see you both!!  bar staff were the best ever too, 'we love you spiros we do……!', quite upset that yanni would not sing with me though – coward!!  i can't stop singing 'place your hands' & 'fat b@s!@rd' - i don't think they would go down quite the same at my gigs back here though!!!  the original versions of some of your songs haven't got quite the same kick to them!  bobby – yes i was very jealous of your cellulite free legs – b***h, think you should go for a pink bunny girl costume next perhaps?!  can't believe you managed to get luke up singing, it must've been the nurse outfit, think i fancied you in that too – hmmm……why am i married????  i have finally recovered from my drunken performance on our last friday after those 4 whole cocktails – over did it that night or what - how crap am i??  anyway, you haven't seen the last of us and it would be great to stay in touch. 

 

relax bar zante is the place to be,

bobby's so funny he makes you wee,

kim's the sexy one behind his wit,

so f**k the other bars cus they're all s**t!!!!!x

 

yes, i'm back at work and bored!!  anyway, you haven't seen the last of us and it would be great to stay in touch.

 

love ya loads, fleur & luke(skywalker) da brummies xxx   

Abbie H           

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iya rob here are some pictures of us all missin you lodez evrey 1 sends there love xxx abbie xxx

Josh L           

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Just Found A New N Boss Pic Of Bobby Singin N It Looks Like He Is A Pya Rappa Haha

Josh L           

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yo bobby n kimbo its josh (scouser oh yess)

 fukin missen yas like mad haha, the pair of yas r fukin class i no we will c kim soon @ her 21st oh yesss haha n bobby u no u betta c*m to r pub an on bomby nite laaa. memba wen i stayd bak l8 the first nite n we saw the fella cumin outta the foam party like the letta 's' haha memories am not assed tho the pair of yas beta be ther next year oda wise am not c*min back greece aint s**t wit out use. yas need to go on fukin pop idol or wat eva its called haha. nar but serious be der next year
 
yannis the best waiter in greece neva mind fukin zante any ways inabit bobby n kimbo cyas both v. soon
 
josh n all the oda lot hu aint got a clue ow 2 use a computer thats y am duin it haha
peace out

Jay S           

i wanna be bobbys girl, i wanna be bobbys girl! (an i am even a guy)

thats how good this place is. the only reason i wanna go back to zante is for this one bar alone. bobby is a legend, and makes u feel relaxed and up for a song. nervous at first b4 getting up but after our first, us manchester boys couldn't be stopped.
 
gaaaaaaay booooooooooooooy bobby has a top voice himself, get him singin john legend an he wil blow u alway.
he has the scouse sense of humour and a sexy assistant to go with it, it a place where u think u wil go to start off your night but then end up spending the whole night.
 
cant go without mentionin beeeeeeefy! one of a gang of stoke girls who were there when we were last week. her version of 'sexy thing' = 'i believe in beefy, where u from u sexy b***h', with her dancing was hilarious!!
she was a sexy b***h an i got her autograph.
 
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Franky s           

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i wanna be bobby's girl...shabba. what a holiday. got back yesterday  it was the best time ever. the staff at relax are amazing. bobby and kim, im gunna miss you like crazy, ive neva cried so much. me and the stoke girls got so close to u both we saw u every night for two weeks. the only reason i'd go back so laganas wud be to see you 2. me and the girls want you both come to stoke and do kareoke in our local pub, it wud be heaving. i hope you liked the t-shirls we got you. thanx for the champagne. yanni and spyros, you're such hard workers bringing our pints of larger and lime and our fishbowls. jen and vourneen, wot a pair of great girls, carry on doing the hard work, hope everything goes well for you in the future. everyone who has ever been to relax will know that bobby and kim are one in a million. they make relax what it is. they are two special people who are the nicest people ive eva met. thanks kim for singing that song to us, it ment so much 2 me. i love you both.you have a place in my heart. miss you loads franky (the clay head) xxx

p.s you p**s me off, you fukin jerk, get on my nerves. he he.
remember bobby, im single wen u are. love you. 

Mat S           

Vourneen

 
Ta for the comment hun! How can i email u if i aint got ur addy!!!!
 
My email is : Matties@hotmail.co.uk
 
EVERYBODY READ HER COMMENT N TAKE NOTE CUZ ITS ALL TRUE!
 
lol ur even trying 2 get ppl in from a website! u need my ace PR skills! 6 ppl! then u told me 2 stop cuz i was better than u!
 
Hope 2 chat soon hun
 
xxx

Emma O           

hiya kim n bobby me and nat miss zante loads,as soon as we got back the weather turned gay!
we miss comin to relax with the fhm boys and seein u two.thnx 4 my note kim it meant a lot.we want to come bck next yr,id come bck jus to see u 2.hope everythin is ok with u both and ur wife and daughter bobby!love ya both lots.emma and nat.
 smile   cant wait to see u both again!!!!
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Alex M           

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heyyy bobby and kimbo... hartlepool boys here!....nosh!!!!

we loved relax, it was our starting place every night, great entertainment and cheap drinks!
kimbo, when you read this, any chance of giving us the lyrics for "hi ho you fat b*****d" and "the rodeo song" we've forget them already! and karl said he'd love it if he could take you to dinner and a movie sometime?
 
all the best x x x

Marc H           

hi relax bar, its the donny boys just like to say we had a excellent time in relax,missing it already especially bobby and kim they were great, they are the funniest people we have met in a long time and are average singers (only kiddin u were fab), the pr people were cool especially on our last nite, they no wot we mean!!!! and the bar sattf were quality, jus like to fank u all u made our holiday that little bit better!!! hope to c u next year if ur there coz were r c*min back! and if bobby reads this steve (garath gates)enjoyed the kisses ;-) g*y booooooooooooooy!!!!

Vourneen S           

Message for SPEARO, my favourite Chippenham boy!!!!!
 
Remember me and Jenny the PR's at Relax. Thank you for your fab message about us and the fabulous Bob and Kimbo....Miss the Chippenham boys, hope your all doing well! Email me babe or post a message. Would love to hear from you.
 
To everyone visiting Zante, the comments you have read are all true, if you dont visit Relax Bar, your missing out big time on your holiday!!!!! Bobby and Kimbo are the best entertainers on the island, and once you visit Relax Bar, I guarantee you will want to go back every night. Happy Hour between 8 and 10, and cheap drinks all night to be had by all, and free shots!!!!!
 
It really is a wicked bar, so come along and have some fun.
 
Looking forward to seeing all you nutters in Zante!!!!!
 
 
Vourneen (The Irish Lass)
xoxoxoxoxo

Daz A           

GAYBOOOOOOOY!!!

Relax Bar was the most fun we had on the Laganas strip! once we found it we went back every night! What made this place great was Bobby the cross dressing karaoke host and Kim with her great voice! Drinks were cheap and there is a pool table to keep you entertained but you dont really notice, the reason you go is for the hilarious karaoke! We had the best nights there and now we are home we really want to go back!!
 
A big thank you to Bobby and Kim for making us laugh and keeping us entertained night after night! If you are going to Zante definately check out the Relax Bar its just a shame now you are going to miss Adams joke!

Samantha O           

Kim & Bobby, Hey guys! its one of THE LONDON LASSES!!!! we all made it home safe! really missin Relax,Especially bobbys uniforms! haha! Hope all is well!!!! Kim ill send ya some photos when i get them developed! Luv ya lots ! Keep doing what you dooooooo!!! Bye guys!

Paddy R           

Hey Kim i got your text on wednesday but my phones been acting up so i dont know if you got my text back that evening, I tried again on the thursday but I don't think it got through either. I leave for spain on saturday so try and text me to let me know if my message worked before then, if not i'll speak to you when I get back, loadsa luv paddy. x

Mel R           

Hey Bobby and Kim!!!

hows things????? just wanted to say a quick hello, all's boring back here in WALES!!!!! but its bloody hot at least!! had some wkd photo's developed which i'll add when i get the chance, some amusing ones of me and jo stripping!
Boy did i get into trouble for letting you speak to kay on the phone Bobby (i wasnt supposed to be enjoying myself without her!!) my party when we got home went great, jo turned up wrecked and got sent home early, i got kicked in the face on the bouncy castle, now thats how you throw a party in good old wales!
Kimbo giz a text when ya home for your birthday and we'll come over and say helllloooooo. if i stand in flint and wave will you be able to see me???!
 
anyways thanks for making our holiday and my 21st a memorable one, really had a top laff! miss you loads!
i love ya an i miss ya an i miss ya an i love ya!!!
 
loadsa love lezza, tramp and the oompa loompa
(aka mel, claire and jo jo) x x x x
 
 

Empty H           

Relax is the only place to be!

Everything about Relax is the reason why holidays were invented.  Drinks are cheap and those free strawberry shots you get with your first drink are amazing!

The PR girls get you in, but it's all down to Kim and Bobby that you stay and go back every night.  At least, that's what we did.  I wouldn't even know where to begin to describe how absolutely fantastic Kim and Bobby are, all I can say is get on the next flight to Zante, go to Relax and you won't want to leave (especially when you see the sexy outfits).
 
So Kim and Bobby (I know you're reading this), keep up the great work and thank you for making our holiday amazing!
 
If you don't go to Relax, you might as well not go to Zante at all!

Rebecca S           

This was by far the best of the bars in the main strip...the value for money was great, the bar staff were fantastic and so friendly and kim and bobby, well they were defo something! I was scared 2 go up singing at first but they made me laugh and feel at ease which helped..which is why i ended up singing songs every night whilst being insulted by bobby for my boobs..but i know its just jealously! Anyways, they were great and really know how to bring in the crowds..defo recommend this bard!

Laura B           

went here on r first nite n a few nites after.
loved the fish bowls they were r main reasons for comin back, wont find any like them anywere else!!!
such good value for money!!!!!!!!!
entertainment wise i dont think u could go ther n not have a laugh, people singing keeps u highly entertained for the duration of ur time in relax!
wer defo comin back next year but this time to work!!!
cant wait!!
laura, liverpool
xxx
 

Will C           

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hey thanks to every1 at relax u lot made our holiday amazin! we had such a good time there! kim and bobby u r absolute legends and made our week wot it was! i hope to see u 2 there wen we c*m back next year!!!!!!!!!!

loved it all!!
  will couzens _ chippenham lads

Paddy R           

Hey Bobby n Kim, you without any shadow of a doubt made it the best holiday ive ever been on! Bobby your probably the funniest man alive, n Kim well your drop dead gorgeous and cant half sing! Defo coming back next year, even if i have 2 go by myself. Bobby hopefully see you when ur back in liverpool, n Kim i'll see you at ur 21st. Keep in touch. Paddy and the scouse lads. x

Mat S           

 kimmy n bobby!

 
all i can say is your amazing!  thanks for a great time, you made our holiday what it was! why cant you stay another year, cuz we are probs coming back! anyways see ya kim when your in bristol next. if relax didnt have you it would be s**t!
 
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i also gotta thank the great pr girls because if they didnt rope us in we would have never of met you!
 
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you got my contact details n i got yours so make sure we keep in touch.
 
thanks again, you are legends!
 
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spearo - chippenham!

Kirsty B           

what can i say - we said we'd leave relax a couple of nights 2 try other bars but we couldnt! Relax was the best bar-like every1s local! We loved the karaoke, loved the drinks-tutti frutis and pink lady fishbowls and 2 free shots!!! Spearos was trying to get my friend to go out with his nephew Dennis, bless him, he was well embarrassed! The staff didn't need to ask us what drink we wanted by middle of our hol, they knew our order! Vonnie and Jenny- the PRs were lovely smashin girls-up4 a laugh and as for Bobby and Kim-you guys are wicked, you really made our holiday, you were so funny and so nice 2 us and we loved havin a laugh with bobby bout the "i like big butts" song. Relax has such a great atmosphere which u2 create, all holidaymakers get talking to eachother and its just like having a party with ya friends!

Really miss you all at Relax, hopefully see you soon loadsa love
Kirsty and Charlotte (big butts and karaoke queens!!) - remember us?
will send a pic when i realise how2do it!!!

Andrew M           

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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyy!
bobby and kim,
hope everything is cool in sunny laganas, we have been dropped back down to the harsh realities of the uk!
we're missing life at relax bar loads, and wish we could be back there, being abused by the gobby scouse!
thank you for making our holiday even more awesome - it wouldn't have been the same without you losers! no doubt we will be emailing you soon, when rich gets off his fat a**e and texts all your email address!
lots of love and sloppy homosexual kisses,
andrew (gayboy), joe (rocky), rich, hooley and tom (plus toby and dale - who only stayed a week as they couldn't hack it!)
xxx

John H           

I didn't just like it, I loved it! Bobby the master MC and Kimbo the very beautiful assistant, especially when she wore the PVC nurses uniform, Oi Oi!  Fish bowls and cocktails, Mythos and Budweiser! This is my 2nd year back and I'll be going again this year (if I can afford it), Spiros and the gang behind the bar are more than welcoming (a free shot on arrival) Say Hi for me if anybody reads this before they go, and tell Bob and Kim that I love them and if it wasn't for them I dont think I would have gone back this year, and I definitely, definitely will be back next year!

All together now - At the Copa, Copa-vagina!  Oi Oi!!
x x x x x x x John Boy x x x x x x x

Andrew M           

Gayboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Kim and Booby,
Thank you for an awesome holiday - we're all missing laganas (and relax bar) lots! No doubt you will get an email soon.
Lots of love and kisses,
Andrew (Gayboy), Rich, Hooley, Joe (Rocky), Tom (Dale and Toby - who couldn't hack it and went home!)
xxx

Tim P           

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Hi there Bobby and Kim,

Just to say that your entertainmant at the Relax Bar made our holiday. We loved the humour, banter, verbal abuse and karaoke song choice. You should be in a bigger pond than this one.
 
Just one thing more........
 
GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
 
Hope to be back soon (or you could be the entertainment at our wedding perhaps?)
 
Tim and Ange (Little and Large)

Stefano C           

Great bar, went there the first night and had a 2- man fish bowl between 10 of us. Never made it to any other bars because none of us could even stand. Cheers relax.

Sheila G           

THIS ENTERTAINER BOBBY SHOULD BE ON T.V.HE IS SO TALENTED AND FUNNY AND A SMASHING BLOKE IT WAS NON STOP FANTASTIC ENTERTAINMENT THANK YOU FOR A WONDERFUL HOLIDAY AND ALL THE VERY BEST FOR THE FUTURE IF THERE IS ANY AGENTS READING THIS YOU REALY NEED TO GO AND SEE THIS YOUNG MAN

Jim M           

crackin bar...if your goin to laganas you must go ere. bobby an kim are legends he should b on tv man! get yer rocks off baby!

Alan K           

Bobby & Kim,

Had a great holiday. Could never 'relax' at the Relax bar with bobby running round in a PVC nurses uniform but Kim kept a goo handle on him. The MPtree is going great and has gained notoriety back home. Recommend the place to everyone enjoy your trip if traveling
 
 

Jamie A           

hey bobby , kim and all the other staff!!! we have just got home today gutted!!!your bar was our fave !!!!!kim and bobby you are both legends will miss you lots but we are coming back next year working so we'll see you then!!!!gayboy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh yeh we've learnt your sayin now bobby to say to all the losers!!!"whatever minger talk to the elbow coz you aint worth the extension listen needledick i want a bloke not a joke!!" just remembered what you recorded on kims phone haha!!!see you soon keep in touch !!!!!!!lots of love jamie and kim xx

Kerri-louise L           

Hiya Bobby an kim,

its the gayboys little lady kerri!!missin u guys loads especially bobby as u ad 1 hell of a fine body!!oh yer kim, rob as a little crush on u lol!!well, when i say little its abit of an understatement lol!!that bar was one of the best in laganas and we really enjoyed comin in there at night!!take care both of u and maybe we will see u soon!!loadsa love. hugs and kisses from kerri xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Robert H           

hey kim and bobby, its your favorite gayboys

just writing to say hi and we miss you. wish we was still there singing g*y songs and slapping bobby's a**e laughlove you man, and you kim. oh yeah before i forget that £20 did not work we had to walk all the way home from the airport. enjoy the sun love you to and will speak to you soon.
 
the gayboys(rob + griff)

Adam S           

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heres a pic of kevin and perry ( adam and andy ) we said it was a crap photo on the night but its the only one we have of the four of us. we had a great time in the relax bar, like i said before if you two or shay want to get intouch with penny do so through my e-mail. cheers adam.

David J           

click to enlargeHi Bobby and Kim, hope you both doing ok, just stummbled on this website and thought we leave a message, had a great time over there when we was there hopeing to get back over as soon as possible, hopefully September, lets us know if your both doing ok, give us an email some time - djfatboy@homechoice.co.uk   i have pcdj kj here so if theres anything that you want let me know and ill send it to ya

Relax Bar Lagana best bar in Zante - June 01 - June 15th 2006

Efharisto Pushtee

The Boys

Kathryn G           

 hi bobby n kim hope u are both ok what a great time we had in the relax bar ,kids wanting to go there again next year but jack wants turkey what can we say .

Jodie A           

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hope you guys are doing well and i'll see yoou in 3 weeks or so!!!
*jodie* xxxxx

Stephanie J           

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GAY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! You've never seen a salad, you ate all the pies, you fat b**tard!! I loved it, see you Bobby an Kin in September hopefully! And at ur 21st Kim. Love the scousers!!!

Steph, Nikki (20 minute life story) and Tori (who was always taking notes!)

Adam S           

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oi oi g*y boy, just a quick note from kevin (andy) and perry (adam), we had a good crack in the relax bar, i said to you that i would list my e-mail so that you can contact penny and myself if you wish, so here it is lamby401@yahoo.co.uk

also is a photo of me and penny.

Jodie A           

Bobby and Kimmy,

Just a quick note to say hello and thanks!! You guys made my week and can't wait to come back and see you again in a few weeks!!!!!!!!!! Sorry i didn't say bye properly, but i was pretty wrecked!! Plus had to walk back with Brenda n go back to mine with Ian!!
Anyway - will post some pics as and when i get them developed, if not, see you in 3 weeks!!
Love ya loads!
Jodie (Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone)
xxxx

Jenny C           

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   hiya bobby & kim, thanx 4 making our hols so enjoyable, we really loved the relax bar 
 
 
have started saving for nxt year already..... bobby is a truly brilliant all round entertainer, if you don't mind a bit of 'piss taking' then that's the place to go! oi oi g*y boy!....
 
hope you like the pic's... keep up the good work.... love to you all jenny, dickie, teresa & ray xxxx

Sarah B           

Fantastic karaoke bar, and host was a hunk  just shame only found it last night, definately be in next time i go...

Leanne L           

oi oi bobby and kim

baby maker and baby carrier here just thought we'd leave u a little note to say thanks for making our holiday so special we enjoyed your company so much and our only regret s that we didnt get to know you both better but all three or more of us will be back to see u next season and if your back in the uk then we can hook up stay in touch love you guys loads
see u soon
leanne and lewis
xxx
 miss u guys already

Gemma E           

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Hi Bobby n Kim,  Hope you're both OK. Coming back out on August 30th to see ya....Couldnt persuade the boys to come cus they wanna go on a fishing trip!!!! Sad eh. Anyway, we'll see ya then. Love Gem n Jade x x x

Sj            

Not here - Panther, Tues,Thur Sat and Frog, Potters & Fisherys.  Should be  real good mix.

Jayne            

Hiya Kim an bobby.  Me and paul are comin out in june so we will go an see yas.  Kim paul said he seen ya in town workin doin nightlife again Hope yas are good anyway see ya soon

 
love jayne

Emma P           

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BOBBY....EVREY1 ALWAYS SAYS THAT UR GREAT N FUNNY N U R.....BUT WE JUST WANNA SAY WE LOVE YOUR VOICE IS VERY UNUSUAL.....WE FINK U CUD POTENTIALLY B THE NEXT......X FACTOR WINNER.....

LOVE FROM UR 2 FAVOURITE FRIENDS
 
 

Penny S           

hi bobby just wanted to see how u doing hows baby and hows my shay it seems so long ago since our holls .here is my an carole work no if you wanted to get in touch 01332280857 spondon snooker please get in touch it would b brill to here from ulove penny

Penny S           

hi bobby;   how are you we all got back inone piece thanks for makeing our holls more enjoyable we had a wicked time say hi to shay for us hope u are both doing ok may be we will come an see u again when we have saved up love penny.gill debbs.carole.lisa.emma the derby girls

Abbie H           

iya bobby  am missin u lodes say hi 2 nat n- dea 4 me  how are you ??

luv you all lodes abbie xx

Becky H           

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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   HI BOBBY!  HI KIMBO!
Remember me?Its Becky from Liverpool.Im missing Greece loads, especially now that i have to go back to school.Matthews traing up for another arm wrestle with you next year. We`re gonna make sure that i`m not the only one to do karioke aswell!Im gonna try and send apicture or 2 aswell. C u soon!!    Bye!!!

Karla D           

hi lucy

im just leaving my correct email karlasusandent@yahoo.co.uk
i left the wrong one last time
karla
xxx

Karla D           


hi lucy n kymbo,

i've only just noticed the message u've left 4 every1 onestly im a dopey s**t,but still ive left my email address so u's can get in touch ,i want u 2 email me coz i need ur address coz ur on my christmas card list and i wud really like 2 get us a prezzy(i know its a bit 2 soon 4 christmas but i need to work out how much i need 2 save).oh im gonna put sum photos on da web of katie n kym and me and lucy 4 sum reason ihaven't got a photo of us all 2 gether
plz can u email me coz im really missin u all n i need 2 speak
(did u really leave bobby in zante by himself if u did ur both meantel coz id kill 2 spend another 3 weeks in his company with his jokes and name callin -gay boy i luv him so much-i drew a really nice picture of u all in art 2 day kym looks fab lol)so remember email me chick
karla
xxxx
(ive recomended dis bar 2 every1)
 
 

Karla D           

Hi lucy,

I know u said not 2 leave any of my details but im gonna hav 2 i realli need 2 talk my email is karlasusandent@yahoo.co.uk u best email me or i'll come or to bristol n sort u out lol 
 
missin u all
Karla xxx
(u best email me lucy)

Karla. D           

Hi bobby(tranny) Kymbo 'n' lucy

its Karla again (1/9/05-22/9/05)i'm still at skool its end of skool like but im waiting 4 my brothers.Lucy ive got my Email adress but u need 2 ring me if u want to know what it is i txt u bout the 24th september u should've got my number then but i can't ring coz i've got da wrong number  txt me coz i need 2 talk 2 u thats if u've got my number plz anyway im im goin of now so ill talk 2 u moz.
Bye!!!!!!!!!!!(txt me lucy)
bobby i still luv u lol
kym jasons in luv
r u in bristol now lucy
 
 

Karla D           

Hi  lucy

we are all missin u oh so much jason still denys fancying you ur still connors sugar mama and ur still my m8 (even though u have changed ur mobile number)im at skool at the moment i want to be in greece with u but u'll be at home now won't u.oh n my m8 Emily Martin finks bobby is fit in his tranny outfitlol
the bells just gone so ill have to go bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Christina D           

Hia Bobby, Kim and Lucy,

It's christina from the mad welsh crew here!I'm the one that Bobby stole the purse from and ran away down the street with it!and he ripped all my 50 euro notes!Just wanted to say hello and thanks for making our nights at relax bar so enjoyable!Hope that u have had a great summer in Zante and we might see u next year.Take care
    love christina

Kim &           

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Here's some of the photos I promised... Be Happy, Kimbo  xXx

Kim &           

Hello All...
Just a quick notice to say that Lucylou & Kimbo have now officially left the building!!! The summer has come to an end for us - whilst Bobby continues the madness over in Zante all alone. We wanted to say a huge thanks to anyone and everyone who's visited the bar during the last 5 1/2 months, and for all the support and encouragement you've shown us both.
We've met some fab people and I've got over 500 photos from this summer so I couldn't possibly put them all on the net. I'll put some of the best ones on for you...
Take care for now,
Loads of love,
Lucy & Kim
xXx
RELAX BAR 2005

Emma S           

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not sure if sent pics so here they are again

Emma S           

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hey kim and bobby soz havent replied for ages but heres tracey on her wedding not the best one but just so u can see her and us

John H           

While I am thinking of something fantastic to say apart from Bobby and Kimboooooooooooooooooooh! are fantastic.

Andrew F           

click to enlargehey kim an bobby. hope ur all ok. i rele enjoyed it there, it was amazin. keep up the good work my numba is 07837227002. if u get dis then txt me or ring me. wen u see a pic of me u will soon remeber who i am

x  

Jim R           

click to enlarge click to enlarge ouch hi bobby ,kim and lucyclap
hows the bairn bobby, are you still coming to scotland kimbo, bobby, the picture of me and you as a tranny is on the wall at my work after i sent it to one of the g*y guys by e-mail, you are a hero with the gay community at my work now, well done  click to enlargebobbypissed

Aerran G           

hi kim, lucy & bobby,

aerran and lucy here from cardiff.  how are you all?  we had the best holiday ever all thanks to you at the relax bar.  we also had the best meal ever - pizza, chips and beans sat on your balcony.  aerran has tried texting you kim, but has had no luck (or just no reply).
 
aerran's missing you and we hope to see you again sometime soon in cardiff.
 
 
hope fatherhood is treating bobby well.
 
love to you all xxxxx
 

Suzanne M           

hey there lucy and kim

its suze here remember me banana girl been texting you guys but had no reply hope your ok txt me or email my address is suzy.mell@btinternet.com im sure you will be comming home soon if your not already we will have to arrange another night out miss you loads.
love suzy x
ps been back home nearly a year now. but still missing zante.

Ruksar B           

hi lucy,bobby and kimbo

i hope ur all havin a nice time workin i so want to come back and work at the relax bar
lucy, ur still connors sugar mummy and jason still fancie kym and i still luv u bobbyxxx
im missin u all
karlaxxxx

Jane            

Hey Bobby, Kimbo and Lucy!

I was in holiday in Laganas between 28th July - 11th August and the Relax Bar was a top place to go to. Not only for my Sex on the Beach Cocktails but for Bobby and Kims great entertainment.
 
I was there that night Bobby was away (baby was born) and Kimbo had to do the night on her own, must say you did well, even singing Seven Nation Army! 
 
I've downloaded that song and 'Kiss Me'  cause it reminds me of the place!
 
Ive got many pictures of the place and you lot on my phone, a funny one with those lads that were dressed up as surgeons and you kim (probably cant remember it!)
 
Anyway, thank you again and enjoy whats left of the summer!
 
 
 

John L           

this was always the last bar we ended up in  the couple that ran the karioke were great they should be on the telly. had a lot of laughs in this bar but beware if you look like harry potter you will get the p**s taken out of you.

Lisa C           

Lucy!!!

Hope u read this, its Lisa who worked opposite u for a while. Never got to say bye, or come to urs for food! lol
 
Get in contact babes. rideroftheyear@hotmail.com
 
xxxx

Karen F           

hiya kimbo, lucy, and bobby!

oi oi........ i will never forget those words, haha!! 

 
 its karen and jeoff( from liverpool)  what can i say. . . . . what a boss time we had in the relax bar, don't remember much.....soo you know it was a good time, haha!!  depression has  set in now, we've been back three weeks, but it feels like an eternity, but s**t happens eh!!
 
bobby, are you still working in the sailsbury when you come home to liverpool?
 
let us know kimbo when you're home.
 
loads of love to you all
 
karen  and jeoff x
 
 

Abbie            

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Abbie            

 

Here are the pics. I finally downloadclick to enlargeed themclick to enlargeclick to enlarge

 
 
 
 
love abbie xx

Zoe            

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha ive jus neally cried readin that little comment n the abuse he got 4 it

 
well done all
 
 
cant wait 2 see ya babe  an luce, an bobby
 
woo im excited hahaha
 
see u soon darlin x x x

Kim R           

HELLO ALL!

Now I've calmed down sufficiently not to smash the computer up just thought we'd say hi!!!
Steve-o- gutted you 3  couldn't make it back out but hopefully we'll meet up back home?!?
Jen - thanks for sticking up for us - ur right, the muppet below obviously hasnt got a sense of humour or is just a boring d**khead. Clearly they're not comfortable with their sexuality... maybe Bob gyrated in their faces and they were jealous that the TRANNY had bigger bollocks than them!!! They didnt even write their name too - pathetic! HEHE!
 
Anyway - season's coming to an end - have had a great summer - everyone had best keep in touch via this site or else!!
 
Love to everyone special, you all know who you are...
 
Kim & Luc
xXx
RELAX 2005

Steve-o T           

OI OI

i agree with you jen,we had a brilliant holiday there .I think the person must be a misrable boring t**t!!! and i wonder how many times they went in? anyway hi to bobby, kim and lucy hope your all ok ,we couldn't get back out to see you's but we'll be back next year let us know if you go somewhere else.
take care give my love to nats and the baby
 
love steve-o,lynne and kayleigh xxxx

Jennifer E           

hey

just thought i'd give a wee reply to the person below. bad drinks? surely you or the person your with are orsering what you asked for so you know what your getting so how can they be bad. Bad singers no i know you aint talking bout bobby kim or lucy cos you clearly need your hearing tested if you are and i think you are missing the point its karaoke your not supposed to be professional although i'd love to know if the person who obviously had the guts to put there name on their comment oh hang on ........................................ they never, was up singing and could do any better but im guessing probably not. It's all a bit of fun thats the point.
Well hope all is well out there anyway and that you's post soon its been ages. I'm sure the majority are having a ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
love & hugs
jen x

... .           

  bad drinks, bad singers...a bad night out altogether 

Kate G           

Looks like abbie beat me to it, but just wanted to say that a fantastic time we had this last week once again in relax bar  

Fantastic fish bowls and boss entertainment every night
Wish we were comin back again but back to work tomorrow 
Enjoy the rest of the season in the sun you lucky people!
Love Kate xXx

Abbie            

oi oi kim an bobby.

been back in england for 3 hours an alredy we are missin relax bar. the best bar in laganas by far.
 
the pictures will follow as soon as i can get them downloaded.
 
hope to see you all soon
 
love abbie and kate xxx

Kristy G           

Hello Kim and GAYYYBOOYY!!

 
Its Kristy the mad Dolly Parton from Birmingham, who will only sing when drunk!
 
I am back at work this morning but I do wish I was in bed!!!!
 
Hope you are all ok!
 
Tim says HELLO!!!
 
We loved the bar, had some great night in there!! Going to get the pics developed today, I dreed to think!!!
 
Anywayz, thanks for making our holiday a good one!
 
Kristy & Tim

Jennifer E           

hey kim, bobby and lucy

ok so we've been back almost 3 weeks and it feels like an eternity. still feeling depressed to be home and the good old scottish weather is living up to its reputation. Missing you guys loads. Hope all is going well out there and i'm sure u's are making many more people's hols just like you did ours. I so wish we could come back during sept but just aint gonna happen which totally sucks. 
lauren, rach and the ladies its great to hear from ya heres hopin the reunion happens eh?
missing u's loads hope u's post soon altho did notice u were having issues with a computer kim hope u neva damaged it to much.
 
love & hugs
jen x
(scottish crew)

Claire G           

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just wanted to say oi oi,form the scottish guys n girls aldoooooooooooo, jean claire & paul great time was had by all tell bobby 'come on the gers no 1'

 
hope to see u next year take care
xxxxxx        

Jonny P           

OI OI, Just got back 2day, Guted, Good to see u all again. Loving the oufits boby!.

Take it easy guys
 
From the halifax boys!
 
PENNY ARCADE

Andrew F           

Hey Kimmy n Bobby jus got back to crappy England. Hows it hangin. dis is Andy (Bens Bro)
my num is 07837227002 so txt me if u can to let me know how things are goin out there.
Tlk to u soon
 
Frm andy 

Claire G           

hey hey to you guys in the relax bar i was with my boyfreind paul and our mates aldooooooo and his wife jean just wanted to say it was a great laugh and kimbo what can i say you were well got at this singing very super star, bobby what can i say crazzzyyyy.had a great time all the best hope to see u soon.xxxxxx

Lisa M           

 
I can spell beautiful honest I was just having a blonde moment.Tongue

Lisa M           

 
oy oy    clap
hi bobby, kimbo & lucyloo
 
thanks for making our holiday so much fun. bobby hope your beuatiful daughter is doing fine and that your heels haven't snapped yet.  hope that you didn't have to put up with the (big buts) crew for very long what a pain in the a**e they were.
tongue
kimbo has your bum stopped stinging yet and your hand still hanging like a g*y boys.  not forgetting lucy, could someone get the poor a girl a jumper that fits her and make sure that there thermal.
 
here are a few of our holiday photos sure there's a few people that you'll recognie.smile
 
 
 
 
 

Zoe            

Russel r u back now babe?

did u have a good time??? sure u did...
 
 glad u all had fun... my kimmys boss int she
 
 

Lauren S           

hey bobby kimbo and lucy,

well we av been bk nw for nearly 2 wks and we r stil sooo depressed. we gt our holiday fotos bk 2day and guess wat i swear every foto is taken in relax lol!!!!!!
and sooo many of the xtra large fishbowls people cnt believe we drunk 1 of dem every nite jst between 3 of us lol!!!!!!
we miss u all loads hope ur all doin ok we wanna c*m bak in sept but whether we can get the money 2gether or not depends. ive added ur email addy kim so ill email u sn wud love to gt in contact with bobby too our emails r lauren185@hotmail.com, lilmiss_rach@hotmail.com. we wud love to gt in contact with the leeds boyz too who was there daryl, jordan and the others u no who u r. and the guys who dressed up as 118 118 dat nite for there bday chris, jamie and blondie. havent heard frm the scottish crew lynny pinny and dat why u neva on msn gt in contact!!!!
oh we 4got to say as well fanx to dennis i think his name was the little guy who wrked behind the bar who bought us all shots on our lst nite fanx how cute!!!
miss u all loads expect a mention soon lol  loadsa love london ladies(xtra-large fishbowl girlies evry nite without a doubt) lauren,rachel,carolyn and emilyxxxx

Jayne            

oops sorry bobby your name says nobby.lol on the message below

Jayne            

 hey kim, nobby and lucy its the the scousers jayne and paul again. just woderin what ya up 2? hows bobby doin wit the baby? oh yeah kim teel bobby where onto his little rap. some of these ho's ....... ya know the rest.  well he has been caught out lol.

cant wait to go back to zante next year. let usknow how you allr love jayne and paul xxx p.s. sorry kim if paul woke u up when he foned the other week.

Russ S           

Alright Kimmy Babe!!! XXX. Happy birthday!!! an i'm told theres a little bday suprise for you too

All my love to you an moo
Woo Woo

James W           

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guess who's back, back again

this is the best bar in zante by far.
 
ive got to say a big big thank you to bobby (the 7 foot tranny) and gorgeous kimbo for making my holiday. every night they provided great comedy, and bobby you little g*y booyyyy gotta check ya bad self! i hope you guys liked my eminem performance every night as much as i enjoyed performing it specially 'my band' with kim.
 
 
once again thanx guys you 2 are great
 
love
 
eminem
 
aka
 
james

Maureen H           

  a big hello to bobby, kim & lucy.

 
thank you so much for keeping me entertained every night on holiday, and for putting up with me singing amarillo every night. I arrived home late on sunday night and im missing you guys already.
I am going back to school next week, but i will be back to visit you all at the relax bar as soon as i can.
 
Anyone who is going to laganas, you must visit the relax bar it is excellent, and bobby is hysterical, will keep you well entertained with his not so funny jokes, and he dresses up as a woman.  Kim, what can i say, is an excellent singer and she played lots of games with me, and lucy looked after me outside the bar,
giving me sweets and being really nice to me.
 
See you guys soon.
 
Love & Kisses  from   Daniel  -  Liverpool

Maureen H           

Zoe            

aaaaaahahaha  bobbys not g*y ashlea - just a f**king legend!

kimmmmmmmmmm its neally ur birthday sis
 
cant beleive im not ther no more!!
 
hope everyones ok
 
xxx

Jennifer E           

hey bobby, kimbo, lucy

It's jen from the scottish crew. well i think lynn pretty much covered everything but i thought i'd say my thanks for making my holiday. we are just home and i'm missing you guys already.
Kim you are one of the most talented and amazing people i've met. you make everybody feel welcome whether its their first night or like us and the majority who were in everynight.
Bobby what can i say, you are one of the craziest guys i've met dont think i've laughed so much. you are the funniest tranny ive met and as lynn said there are a fair few in theatre. i'm still singin Do you f**k on first dates.. we were singing it all the way home.
Lucy without you we would never have found relax and that would of been a big mistake. you have an amazing voice and great talent.
well if you's are ever in Scotland def look us up and we'll take you out. Thanks for all the memories.
Take care and loads of love
jen xx

Lauren S           

click to enlargehey bobby, kimbo and lucy,

well wat can we say its lauren, rachel, emily and carolyn the four girls who came in every nite and had the extra large fishbowl every nite.we are gonna miss you lot and relax sooooooooooo much we had the most amount of jokes in there and embarrasment (yes u bobby making me kiss that guy in front of everybody). u made r holiday da best and 4 ne1 dat hasnt been 2 relax ur missin out big time.keep doin wot ur doin..kim uve gt a gr8 voice n bobby wot i can i say da funniest person eva.4 every1 dat is plannin on goin zante ud b mad nt 2 go 2 relax..25 euros 4 a extra large fish bowl whcih gts u wel smashed n sets u up 4 da nite..mst ppl share it between 6-7 ppl bt we ad 3 of us drinkin it..definately 1 of da best places 2 go 2.were missin u guys..picked up soo much from u bobby.."check ur badself" and da "f**k on 1st dates" song which u kindly sung 2 us 1 nite haha!!! fanks 4 da croydon airlines joke aswel, with betty speaking ha!!out 2 da leeds boys who decided 2 buy us anotha fish bowl on r last nite afta we finished r 1st 1 cheers 4 dat we ws hammered n out 2 r scottish crew..lynny pinny n da guys...so nice 2 meet u . well love ya soooooooo much booby, kimbo and lucy xxx

Rachael D           

oi oi proper cowie and that! its Dowson here!  Hi to Ashlea pea, Laura Jean, Lyndoik, Rob the blob-the big guy from Stoke, Craig, Jaaaayesssson,  Annie, Wolfie   and the rest of the 22 possie.
Just dismounted the aeroplane and mounted the house  dont worry Jeff is grazing safely on my lawn.  Just want to say how much of a cowie relax bar was and cant wait to return next year, it was all thanks to the  gawjeous  trannie (you know who you are!)and the  gy-normouse  fishbowls - loved the grass hoppers
 
just a little reminder of our holiday  - see photo   
 
love   the "Yawkshire Crew"

Lynn H           

hey,

its lynny pinny from the scottish crew lol......just wanted to say a massive thanks to all the people in relax, you guys definatley made our holiday! kimbo, you are amazin, you have so much talent (both to perform and handle bobby and his crazy sister every night) and you really do make people feel so welcome, i dont think anyone i ever saw someone new in there that wasnt back the next night, just wish we'd found it on our first night lol.
bobby you are a star too, cheers for so many fabby nights and all the giggles, i am still singing "do you f**k on first dates ......" you are by far the funniest tranny i have ever met in my life, and i work in theatre so its more than you think lol.
i am going to miss you guys so much and i am going to try my best to get back out in october with my little sis, you guys will love her too, shes like me but madder!hehe
jen and the g*y boys will miss yous too, suppose i'll just need to go to the kareoke bars in glasgow now, its just not the same. member if any of you are ever in scotland, give me a shout and we'll catch up.....think you have got my number and that.
enjoy the rest of the season and take good care of each other - i might even join you's one year!
all my love, hugs, kisses and big stingy slaps in the ass
 
lynny pinny x
 
p.s anyone that is heading out to zante, make sure you go to relax, its the best place on the island.....and its open until whenever you stop drinking!! bar staff are really lovely aswell - its all good!!

Ashlea P           

proper cowie and that!! yorkshire crew in the house! couldnt get us out of here, think it was the only place where the whole 22 of us where at one time! mint atmosphere great drinks and bar staff and most importantly the entertainment cant be beaten!! oiii oiii! is bobby really a daddy?!?!?!?! i actually thought he was gay!?!? so confused lol see u all next year guys !! xxx

Matt H           

hi bobby an kim an lucy its matt the legend.

jus gt home had a fantastic time an missing u lot already u really made my holiday an made me feel special, your entertainment was great an i loved it ............oi oi.
keep up the gd work luv matt xxx

The D           

hey bobbi, kim and lucy,

thanks for all the fun times i experienced at the relax. you really went out of your way to take me under your wings!it was fantastic that when ever i walked in my presence was signaled by bobbi stating"ladies and gentlemen the discob***h is here!" and before you ask yeah, i suppose i am exactly the same at home! i'm not much of a singer but i can entertain, show off and flaunt myself. hope things are good! love and stuff to everyone there!

James S           

oi oi   

big thanx to bobby and kim for makin out hol wicked and entertaining. got bk 2day and missin it already.
carry on aving a laugh throughout the summer. relax much beta than pink panther( for u kim) 
5 birmingham lads.

Michelle K           

 hey kimbo and bobby!!!

  just thought i'd say hey on behalf of my ladies siobhan, laura kim and mel (nottingham girls) if you remember us that is, thanks for making our holiday we've got plenty of great memories now. siobhan will be sending photo's to you guys very soon some cool ones on there. ive still got my hair braided a month later and its driving me mad, ill have an afro by the time i take it out!!! hopefully we'll see you guys soon, oh congratulations bobby.
   all our love michelle, siobhan, laura, kim and mel
xxx

Viv W           

Hey Bobby!!congrats to u+ur mrs!!only got back from HK early hrs this morning did try to ring u back at th time u told me to but u didnt pick up!!tried ringing again today but not working either!!hope all is well with the new born will hopefully see u soon keep in touch!!missing u guys loads!!!

take care lots of love
viv.xxx

Jim R           

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Barrie H           

Hi Bob, Kimbo, and Lucy. I'll be original and start with......OI,OI!

I know I only text you yesterday Bob, but just wanted to say congrats again and a big well done to Nat too. Can't wait to see N'Dea when I come back. That's now 2 scousers I know that don't sign-on! Haha!!!! I'm flying out 25th September for a week, so if anyone is there then that was there with us in June, let me know and we'll catch up over there. Still looking to sort a MASSIVE reunion for next year in June for all that was there this year in June, so start booking the time off work. That won't be a problem for the Scots though!!!!!Pissheads!!!!!

Zoe and Cassie send there best too.

See you all in 6 weeks.

Barrie from Birmingham xxxx

 

Simon Q           

OI... OI!!!! Conrats to bobby n nat n baby N'Dea... n a big hi to kim n lucy to. Kim cn u plz try n send us sum pics a the  baby n all u guys. am gony try n get more pics up soon ov us all. Miss u loads


Si x

Steve-o T           

oi oi nadine

we're comming back 4 sept so we'll see you in relax, if you click on what i've posted you'll see a photo of us all including you,gavin, jackie and kayley are comming back with us it'll be like a reunion can't wait!! hi to everyone else see you all very soon
lots of love steve-o ,lynne and kayleigh

Nadine H           

just saying that bobby can now sing bobby's girl coz she is bobbys girl. well done bobby and more well done to nat she did all the hard work miss u all our love see u very soon

dadda alan mummy leon. tasha and of course the one and only NADINE I'LL SEE U VERY VERY VERY SOON OI OI XXXXXXXXX

Nadine H           

oi oi its me ill be over very soon 17 days i gt 2 much 2 say so ill tell u when i c u hi 2 every1 who i meet u best b c*min back. just a reminder on the 5th of september its my birthday and i will be in ur bar so i want a free x large fish bowl of sex on the beach so i can fall asleep in it again. ha ha miss love and see u all soon love nadine (candice) xxx

oi oi
the roof the roof the roof is on fire we dont need no water let the mother f**ker burn burn mother f**ker burn.
who let the dogs out u u u u u
p.s no ugly people aloud in relax so if ur ugly keep on walking xxx

Bracknell L           

jus wana say congratulations to bobby and his piece 4 having the baby....probably gunna b the funniest dad in the world.....missing u kim aswell tell bob to email me sum pics on hacksawjim44x4@hotmail.com hope s**ggy still lives on out there and meatloaf missing u........ im sure

brian xx
 

Zoe            

Your welcome steve :)

aaaaaaaaa look at our kim n bobby
 
xx

Abbie            

Hclick to enlargeere are some pics from our nites in Relax. One of which is on th mirror in Relax

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Abbie            

oi oi!!!! hows evry1 doin, glad to hear the great news bout bobby hope they are all doin well!!! congratulations!!!

lots of love st. helens girls xxxx
p.s. two of us are coming back in sept so will see u then
 

Steve-o T           

"congratulations" bobby and nat  can't wait for a cuddle when we come back in sept, hope everyones ok, love to kim and lucy too! thanks zoe for letting us know,better send bobby a txt right now. take care see u all soon.

lots of love ,hugs and kisses and a big x for the little one, lynne ,steve-o and kayleigh xxx

Zoe            

oh andddd im gutted im not still there to watch u try and attempt to handle this bobby 

only kiddin hunny, best of luck, and keep smilin babe x x x

Zoe            

well i forgot 2 fone her - but ive just got the text from our kim  supose ill let u all know

bobby's baby was born at 9.16am (one week late) on saturday morning...
 
shes called: n'dea elizabeth taylor
 
and apparently she soooooo gorgeous
 
bobby, im made up for u darlin, love to nat, and n'dea, cant waiiiit to meet her
 
love to everyone!!!
 
zo xxx

Lee P           

i fav just got bk from greece today and we went to relax twice and we felt like family to kym the dj she is klass miss u already kym my sis and cozin sang one 10 blonde anna and emly 9 and she had dark hair bobby was amazing in his outfit loved greece will come again kym xxxxbi bi miss u lee xxxxx

Zoe            

ahahaha thats a great picture of bobby!!! love it!

come on kim, ya as hopeless as ever babe... wots the latest on the baby front! were all dyin 2 know...
 
infact sod it... im gunna fone u now
 
xx

Emma S           

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Hi Bobby Kim & Lucy!

How r u all?
 We miss it so muchCry but were all coming back in September.Smile We just wanted to say thankyou for making our holiday gr8!!! c u soon.
 Luv  From The Coventry Girls
   Emma, Kate, Steph, Jenna, Katy, Verity, Nikki, Holli and Lauren

Simo Q           

Hey barrie,

Si here (1 a the scottish pissheads) , cheers for the mention... i was going to say glad you remember me but how could you forget me being that sick  well hope everything is going well for you and Zoe and congratulations on everything. love the pic of us all. well thats all for now, say hi to keith for me if u see him n cheers for draggin me bk to our appartment that awful nite LOL

Si

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