give the poor lad a break you sexually deprived reprobates. why do you think he wanted to work abroad and don't say for the money. he is what's commonly known as a playa. big up to ya mate you went out for a good time and you got it sorted. why can't anyone accept that this is why men go on holiday? duh!

message for mandy martindale & lorraine and daniel Humphreys - i stayed in the admiral in october last year and thought it was great - i am only 17 and i had the time of my life - i loved it so much infact that i'm going over on may 1st for 6 months working in the bar out the front of the admiral (its called the tropicana) i'll be the bloke handing out leaflets and getting people into the bar on the nights. on one of the nights/days come and find me and i'll be more than happy to show you what parts i know. if all else fails just come and have a drink with us @ the tropicana anyway:) my email is bogbrush@ntlworld.com if you want to contact me for anything.

Thanks Mum, just what i need to build up my confidence:) Love ya, James

werd up brad and everyone. no doubt u will remember me (james, who was meant to work @ enigma but buggered off home and brad also shaved my head for me, cheers) anyways, i just thought i would say hi and hope u r all havin a great time. if you get the time please email me on bogbrush@ntlworld.com cheers, james

i'm just gonna copy and paste a previous message that i put in. give the poor lad a break you sexually deprived reprobates. why do you think he wanted to work abroad and don't say for the money. he is what's commonly known as a playa. big up to ya mate you went out for a good time and you got it sorted. why can't anyone accept that this is why men go on holiday? duh! erm, a big hi to neil and all the staff. wish i hadn't gone home now but oh well. james (tropicana pr, artemis pr, island a**ehole) p.s. sam willis go to hell and leave him alone, neil rocks (no i'm not gay)

hi there, james the turtle man here. i'm back home aswell so i just thought i would say hi. out of all the jobs i went through i wish i had stuck at the artemis coz i was good @ it:) jim, email me on bogbrush@ntlworld.com if u want. james

pat pat pat pat sharp - hi there neil and everyone. james from the tropicana