Hi, i'm the dj fae Mambo's, currently enjoyin' a frappe wie Paris. I wis here last year towards the end of the season and hud the joy of workin' alongside him.. I can tell ye exclusively that he is indeed back again this year, is single, and gay.. And lookin' fir a man tae hug and kiss.. If anyone out there will take him?!

Alrite Donna, lovely tae hear fae ye.. We're all here this year, Takis, Christina, Paris, Chedan, and masel, Martin, wie a couple of new arrivals.. We all say a massiv hello.. Oh, and by the way, I've just cued up "Leave yir hat on" and Chedan's waiting wie his baby lotion and sombrero fir ye!!

Paris is a legend, he did proof read the last email (and this one) and disnae mind.. Huv ye got any pics of yirsel wie Paris Mel, we think yir a cover up.. Everybody knows the truth!!!