dane n sam here just got back to wolverhampton was great seeing you kym in the airport and very emotional knowing that we were both going home u were the best karoke duets on the whole island and wud be a big loss for us not to see you both again even though most the time i was clubbin but when i was in the relax bar u kept me entertained all night i even got up to sing and thats not like me it was upsetting leaving every1 as we had such a great time and kim i hope you have an excellent 21st and um gawjus lol xx oh and u bobby xx g*y boyfriend lol keep it real we will defo be returning and hope u dont forget us cus we wont forget u soon i will update this page wid sum of the great memorys like some of the picture we shared 2getha hope u still both there next yr "nice thongs bobby" i really do advise every1 to go to the relax bar its something for every1 from karoke comedy gettin pissed n just a great laff hope to see you all soon "update soon" xxxxdane n samxxx lv ya kymbo n bobby peace

zante was the most amazing place eva but perkes they am all scaming theiving scum bags just want money one night my m8 broke pool cue on accident n they made out as if he had commited crime the family kids started crying running round tellin every1 he sed he will pay wat more they want the same wen i broke ashtray n saying we carnt smoke in pool room cus kids were in there well im sorry but i paid to go there so i shud smoke so move ths kids all there toys am all over the place they fink they no wat they on about but they aint got a clue pool made every1 ill with stomach bug always full of wasps maids clean it by chuckin water on the tiles which washed dirt into the water the only person i liked was scott hu had manners and i respect for tht and costus the yung chap was sound i took him out clubbin with us wat a laff they am all propa stroppy specially nick n racheal moody c**ts for a fridge have to ask to get they chuck u out ur room like a day before u have to go home thats just stupid they moan at certain ppl for da noise then some ppl egt away with propa noise so im confused the rep i ahd no problems with but aint reps ppl tht repersent and make sure u have nice holiday i neva fukin seen her only in the daytime for bout an hour she just sit there at reception wtf tht gonna do for ya every1 i met there made my holiday top had sum great laffs n always went clubbin or chillin wid sum laydees but also the corridors stunk liek sewage and s**t u tell em they act like oh i dunno food taste like s**t u carnt bring nothing of ur own to hotelthey make such big deal out of nothing family holiday my a**e no health and saftey they dont care inless its thats raches daughter then its difo she shud go inc are not in fukin hotel with laods of p**s hed noway for a child sort it out hotel nice though other than them fauly be znate next yr but not there