Two 30-something ladies from Manchester and Warrington, heading out to Zante on 4th July. Looking for a nice quiet sunbathing holiday so if you 11 Manc lads and 15 girlies could entertain each other, that would be great! Joking about the quiet holiday, unfortunately not joking about the 30-something! See you all there, Emma xxx

Two thirty-somethings from Manchester and Warrington just returned from a week at the Olympia Hotel in Laganas. Had a great time although the hotel was a bit like a concentration camp! Owners and staff were lovely but just far too many rules! Met the 'Clit Commanders' - 7 lads from Essex who were a top laugh - hiya fella's if you're reading this. Sorry we didn't get to have a drink with Keith G but by the time we'd seen your reply you'd already left! Top tip for great coctails - Bar Code on the main strip. The 3 barmen are horny as hell and you get to shake your own cocktails!