Artemis - (Bars in Argassi)

Lyn G           

FLEW BACK TO BRITAIN MONDAY MORNING AFTER LEAVING ADE & DENNIS AT 4.00 IN THE MORNING. GOT TOTALLY WRECKED EVERY NIGHT. COCKTAILS WERE WEAK TO START BUT AFTER 3 OR 4 ADE STARTED TO INVENT HIS OWN!!!!! HAD LOADS OF SHOTS OF DENNIS RACHEL & ADE. FANTASTIC ATMOSPHERE CONSIDERING IT WAS THE END OF THE SEASON. AFTER BEATING DENNIS (THE OWNER) AT POOL, HE GAVE US ALL A FREE DRINK, THEN WE WERE DANCING ON THE BAR WHILST IT WAS SET ON FIRE. THE DENNIS AND HE GREEK PALS GOT HIS OWN BACK FOR THE EARLIER POOL DEFEAT BY GETTING HIS LOG OUT AND CHALLENGING US TO HIT NAILS INTO IT. LAST MAN BUYS THE ROUND. ONLY COST ME 10 EURO'S THOUGH. THANKS FOR A GREAT TIME GUYS. GOOD LUCK ADE WHEN YOU GO TO MANCHESTER. DENNIS RACHEL C U NEXT YEAR!!!!!!

Magic Mushroom - (Bars in Argassi)

Lyn G           

FULL OF GREEK SLEEZES... WAS WITH MY BOYFRIEND, ONE OF THE LOCAL SLIME BALLS HAD THE CHEEK TO TOUCH MY ASS WHILE MY FRIEND AND I WERE DANCING. WHEN HE SAW MY BOYFRIEND HE APPOLOGISED AND S**T HIMSELF. THIS WAS THE WORST CLUB IN ARGASSI BY FAR, EVEN AT THE BAR THE BARMEN THOUGHT YOUR EYES ARE ON YOUR CHEST???????

Eleana Hotel - (Accommodation in Argassi)

Mr C           

STAYED THERE FOR 1 WEEK, CAME BACK ON MONDAY 6TH OCTOBER. THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST HOTELS THAT I HAVE STAYED IN FOR A LONG TIME. THE HOTEL IS IDEALLY SITUATED IN THE CENTRE OF THE RESORT. IT HAS BY FAR THE CLEANEST POOL IN THE RESORT, THERE IS A FANTASTIC POOLSIDE SNACK BAR WHERE HELEN WORKS VERY HARD COOKING HER LOVELY TOASTIES, SALADS, OMLETTES. THE STAFF ARE SOME OF THE MOST FRIENDLY I HAVE EVER MET. EVEN WHEN COMING IN AT 4 IN THE MORNING THE NIGHT WATCHMAN WAS POLITE AND FRIENDLY. VICKI THE REP WAS A RIGHT MAD UN TOO VERY HELPFULL. ALL IN ALL AN EXCELLENT PLACE TO STAY..........

Double - (Restaurants in Argassi)

Mr C           

PETER WAS THE MOST IRRITATING T**T I HAVE EVER MET. HE WAS PUSHY AND CONSTANTLY HARASSED YOU WHEN YOU PASSED. I NEARLY TOOK A RESTRAINING ORDER OUT AGAINST HIM FOR STALKING. WENT THERE FIRST NIGHT BUT THE FOOD WAS VERY POOR. WOULDN'T GO THERE AFTER THAT BUT PETER STILL PERSISTED TO FOLLOW US DOWN THE STREET AND DRAG US IN. I WOULDN'T RECCOMEND IT AS THE FOOD WAS VERY POOR.

Double - (Restaurants in Argassi)

Dee G           

PETER THE DWARF WAS A MIDGET ARNOLD SWARZENEGER WITH HIS CONSTANT "COME BACK & YOU'LL COME BACK"
HE STATED THAT THE FIRST NIGHT HIS SON WAS THE CHEF
SECOND NIGHT IT WAS HIS BROTHER
THIRD WAS HIS UNCLES BEST FRIENDS COUSINS NIECE
PROMISED A FREE CARAFE OF WINE AND WE NEVER SAW IT. ONLY WENT THERE ONCE AT IT WAS HORRIFIC. NICE GUY SHAME ABOUT THE SHINEY HEAD. TOO IN YOUR FACE, NO WONDER NO PEOPLE WENT THERE. NOT RECOMMENDED