Robs Birthday. A fantastic end to our holiday. As everyone else appears to say - the ride was bumpy - but what do you expect on a safari? When James, the driver, finally passes his driving test the trip won't be half as mush fun! Sadly I missed our guides name, but she was incredibly pretty and had the sexiest bum on the island!Apart from that her knowledge of Zante's history was outstanding, and she made everthing appear interesting. If anyone's interested, my wife got the stains out of my new t-shirt, when we got home..

Hmmm. We enjoyed our stay, and the family that run the hotel couldn't have been more helpful, but..... Our towels and linen were only changed once, on the Thursday, when we had arrived on Sunday. The bin in the toilet was only emptied twice, Wednesday and Friday. We asked for two alarm calls - both were over 30 minutes late! Our ceiling fan stopped working on Tuesday, even after two requests, it never got fixed. Regardless of what the rep said - the beach is a 20 minute walk away! Also, because the hotel is on the main road/airport junction, I managed to distinguish all 6 types of motor vehicle by their engine and/or brakes by Sunday. Apart from that - we genuinely enjoyed ourselves - honest! But after reading some of the previous comments, I thought that we were going to be staying at the Ritz!