Ive written this twice now and it hasnt gone on so im doing an abbreviated version,
It was our first time there and were not going back so what are you on about you little chav. You sound like your a little rarfy ding that makes our region so sad. Probably darlo or Boro with language like Divvy and Me like. My house probably cost more than they paid for that over there , land is cheap over there you know but you probably know that if you werent like 13 or summat, By the way luv were not hooligans and you have no idea how we were treated there so heres an idea Beat it!!!!!