Hey you lot... had a lovely time in The Ark Bar. I had read some of the comments on here before coming away on holiday so was a little concerned. As it happens i had a great time... Nick you do a lovely orgasm (wink wink) George you could do with a little more smiling but then again it's not every day you have to work in the shadow of a god! ha ha ha only joking you are gorgeous! Not sure who the other guy was walking around but he looked a bit dim.Sarah did a good job. Paul.. Bounce you are a legend and a very passionate kisser! I had a great few nights with you... only in the bar but my god can you move when you want to. Leanne must be a very understanding young lady (i'm sure i'd not be) Music is a bit on the cheesy side but then what can you expect for a holiday resort! So thanks once again for a lovely holiday. Oh and George when people get behind you and cheer on your football team at least have the heart to give them a slammer/drink ... there were quite a few in the bar that night, i'm sure they would have liked the team even more! Enjoy the rest of the season. Good luck Paul (Bounce)

yammas baby..... slammers...... niko naughty boy!
just a few of the memories of a fantastic time in the ark!

** kimmy **...agree about the cocktails... a niko orgasm would be much better but hey we can only try huh! mr bojangles...la la great to meet you hun. xx hi to ya mum too xx
** kirsty ** ... boundless energy...seemed to perfect the all over glow on several occasions! wink wink.... you rocked, put 'em high babe!xx
** bear **... solid as a rock...stamina to die for.. propped up the bar until the wee small hours on several occasions.. well every night really! an excellent boozing partner, thanks hun..what a feeling... take care. xxxx
** paul (bounce)** take care back in sunny uk (cough)the ark will miss you i'm sure...

** athina **... lovely to meet you.thanks for the wines and generous hospitallity. hope to see you again soon. xx

*** george.... " simply the best ".... don't shoot yourself til we've been back to see ya!!! olympiakos rock. bring on dj georgie in da house! ..xx

** stathis **... very cheeky boy! ha ha xx

** sarah **... miss you, hope you are back there again next season...keep in touch. xx

** niko ** " i see ya baby shakin' tha' ass" thanks for another fantastic time. miss you lots... you naughty boy! ha ha mmmm special slammer and of course the extra extra special nick special ...yammas baby! xxxxx

we're taking away memories of an excellent holiday, good food, superb company and of course fantastic entertaintment. mexican waves and bar stool dancing...etc.... thanks guys, we'll be back ! luv's ya's xxx

Just returned from another 2 weeks in Tsilivi. Would like to say a huge thank you to Dennis, Billy and the rest of the family for making us feel so welcome once again. The hotel is family run and basic.. but it is very clean and as it has such fantastic views over the beach and sea to Kephalonia.. this is ok. The room is cleaned everyday and towels changes at least 3 times a week.You are not disturbed for room cleaning so if you want a lay in that's fine. The Lifetime Bar provides excellent food and is right on the beach so sitting eating breakfast is relaxing. They collect you and return you to the airport at no extra cost.
The Anetis is close to the nightlife but far enough away to provide a nice peaceful holiday.

We'll be back again & again. Thanks xx

niko..... sorry forgot to say a huge thank-you for the lifts back to the anetis both in the early hours of the morning and during the day!!! also for the cd's... the 1st got me through the flight home (just) the 2nd.... hmmm well i'm not sure what you were thinking of but there is nothing on it ! ha ha i'll post it back to you.....
love ya lots baby x

Dafni beach was beautiful. It was quiet and frequented mostly by locals. Not so nice after a storm though as the rubbish washed up is not cleared. The drive down is what really makes the beach... steep tracks full of potholes and of course the cliff top drops! Hard to get too after a rain storm but worth it just for the peace & quiet and hot sand & sun.

This beach was lovely... though a huge part of it was fenced off when we were there. Went on a day when the sea was very rough... needed a surf board. Got wet whilst sunbathing as the tide was very high. Still it was a peaceful place.. not many children running around (September) Would definitely go back next year.

Porto Zorro used to be a favourite beach but now that the new Taverna & hotel complex has been built at the rocky end it is ruined. Shame as we used to spend many an afternoon there enjoying the peace & quiet. Still i suppose things do change so we'll just have to find another peaceful beach to go to.

Of all the beaches we went to this holiday... we kept coming back to Tsilivi. Best part of the beach... out side the Mango Beach Bar. Sunbeds only 5Euro for 2 beds and an umbrella. Sea was so warm last week that it was like taking a bath! Fantastic. Will be back again next year...

Paul, i thinking you should be getting a grip on your life. If Leanne is the girl for you then ok but if not then be adult about it and move on. You did say that you wasn't sure when i spoke to you in September (1st 2 wks) You quite big/pig headed about a lot of things and don't know when to stop. What are you going to do about the tattooo on yuor back now...? change it to i used to be a DJ but.....
So come on, buck up and get health sorted. Get back to zante and find a job somewhere other than the Ark. I don't think this is the right resort for you, maybe Laganus is better. Ease off the booze i thinks to.
ps i wondered if you was gay.. a thourght maybe
other than this issue the ark bar was nice. bar staff a bit rude but then it is busy and they can serve you in their own time. I go to crete next year to see if i can find and ark bar over there. cheers